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Shang Qinghua ⬤ Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
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text; un: sesshomaru

[fashionicon]

[ hello, not!jaken. would you like a very sesshomaru message asking how his not!jaken has been doing? 'course you do. ]

What stupidity have you gotten into while I have been away?

un: shangqinghua

[stupidauthor]

[ Wait, this is--oh! Oh, this guy is back! It's not that Shang Qinghua is excited or anything, it's just... one more person around who he can hide behind when things get bad here? Yes, that's definitely all it is! ]

If I say "a lot", is that a sufficient response?

[ Because there was a lot! And some of it he'd really rather not go into details of! ]

Welcome back.

[fashionicon]

It is.

[ because he feels he would get a headache if it was listed out. ]

If you were here, I would hit you for that remark. [ "thank you for the welcome back." ]

[stupidauthor]

I take it that means you're unhappy to be back.

I suppose you would be.

After all, this place always has strange things happening, and some of them are terrifying.

[ ... ]

Though perhaps less terrifying for you than me...

[fashionicon]

Nothing here is terrifying to me.

[ EXCUSE. YOU.

Even if Shang Qinghua corrected himself, he still made a point of saying it. Of course, there are things that scare him -- the idea that those he cares for are in peril. ]

You are owed two strikes from me. Keep it up.

[stupidauthor]

[ Ah, this suddenly feels nostalgic...

... not that he missed getting beat up three times a day! Definitely not! ]

Two strikes already?!

Terrifying for me.

Definitely only me.

Are you having any trouble getting settled again?

[fashionicon]

[ He makes a hmph sound, but accepts that Shang Qinghua understands now that he's the only one scared. TAKE THAT. ]

No.

It's about the same as when I first came to this place. The only difference is that my apartment is no longer mine, and I have to find a new one.

[stupidauthor]

That sounds inconvenient.

Do you want to live with

[ No, no, bad idea. Remember what happened the last time you invited a frigid demon to make himself at home in your place.

...

No, the fact that he wound up alive when he was fully expecting to be dead by now isn't the point. ]

I'm certain you will find one that's suitable for one as great and noble as yourself.

[fashionicon]

It is.

Do you expect to do something about it?

[ obviously, the not!jaken doesn't so he's throwing a rhetorical question out. hmph! ]

Of course, I will. It seems like you're understanding more about who it is that you're talking to.

[stupidauthor]

I

[ ... ]

I don't expect you to need my help. But if I can be of any assistance, you are welcome to call on me.

[ And in exchange, please protect him when anything dangerous arises, please and thank you! ]

[fashionicon]

[ Hm.

Don't worry, Not!Jaken. He has already decided to protect him. Of course, he might hit him after protecting him, but details. ]

What assistance can you even offer?

[stupidauthor]

[ This would be a perfectly acceptable and possibly welcome? state of affairs. ]

I can investigate locations. I've been here for several months now, so I have some idea of the layout of a few places.

I could provide some amount of funds.

Or provide the providing of funds...

[ (Possibly including, you know, that thing where he kind of enjoys being beat up? No, strike that! He doesn't enjoy that at all!) ]

[fashionicon]

The first and third task is what I will have you do for me.

Objections?

[ Not that he will hear any, but you know. ]

[stupidauthor]

None, my lord.

[ He knows where an objection would lead! Third strike! ]

Then, what sort of things are you looking for in a living space?