[If he knew what you were thinking he'd probably start spitting blood..]

I see. So if I am to understand this correctly, you...and my other self...were forced to "deal with" demons in some way you are unable to express in words, in the indescribable process of which you not only gained enough camaraderie to call each other brothers, but also - for another reason you apparently cannot explain - began calling each other by ridiculous nicknames.

[There's needy meowing going on in the background now, but that's not important.]

I hope you don't expect me to actually accept such a shoddy explanation, because that would be an insult in and of itself. Should I have asked your "Cucumber Bro" instead? He'd be able to think of a much more palatable excuse, at the very least.

[Pets cat grumpily.]